Presenting... Camiddy!

So what's Cameron Diaz been up to recently?

Aside from sexing up P. Diddy.. my guess is drugs.

I mean. P. F*ckin' Diddy? Seriously?

Ms. Cameron Diaz, please go to rehab. Or, better yet, go into hiding.

Just stay away from Poop Daddy!

He is a living example that money can't buy everything - especially talent.